Here is a funny story about Why I Love Wyoming:
When it’s Springtime in Wyoming …
And the gentle breezes blow
At about seventy miles per hour
And it’s fifty-two below.
You can tell you’re in Wyoming
Cuz the snow’s up to your butt
And you take a breath of Springtime air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful …
So I guess I’ll hang around.
I could never leave Wyoming
Cuz my feet are frozen to the ground